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(no subject) [May. 31st, 2005|06:49 pm]
[info]imfuckingdrunk  looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook! It's me. No more of this bitch
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(no subject) [May. 30th, 2005|04:40 pm]
BRANDON ISN'T CHICKEN SHIT!
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(no subject) [May. 25th, 2005|10:31 pm]
[Current Music |bouncing souls something or other]

I'm officially sick of summer. All I do is watch porn and eat ice cream. It's not that bad, but I'm kind of done with it. I miss school and the dumb people with crooked weeners.

Secrets! I have 2 I think. And Brandon, you're gonna kill me over one of them. Maybe both. But you'll probably guess my secrets because you ALWAYS DO.

I have a lot of weird music on my computer. And I guess it's kind of weird.

Oh yeah. The night before last night was really weird. It felt like last summer. Justin and I were on Mark's roof, contemplating whether or not to jump off. Butt yeashs, I wish something weird would happen. Preferably not at this second because I'm alone in a dark scary basement and I would poop my pants.

I asked for a new doggie, but I don't think I'm going to get one. No, I'm just going to go find one. That will give me something to do. Preferably not a dog thats old and rotting, like Tripod.

I think I'm going to go day dream about things. Even though it's night.

Oh yeah! 3 of my best friends from elementary school are going to be here Monday night! I'm excited to see them..its been a few years.
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(no subject) [May. 8th, 2005|05:57 pm]
[Current Mood |Tired as Hellll]
[Current Music |La Vendetta Dulce]

Last night was weird but fun and wowwwwwww i don't remember. I hate mother's day and i just got done with 6 hours of shopping wooohooo.

Oh yeah, my typewriter collection is better than your typewriter collection...ahh good one mister, i used to be a hipster but then i found jesus!

The Magnolia Trail )
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(no subject) [May. 7th, 2005|10:42 am]
[Current Mood |wonderful]
[Current Music |a really good song]

Last night was the best night ever. Well, yesterday in general. Our school has this dumb little deal every spring and we saw so many disturbing things that I almost died laughing. Yep thats all.


Where's the community ash tray? IT'S RIGHT HERE! )
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(no subject) [May. 5th, 2005|10:33 pm]
Oh what a suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuper day!

I got to tell someone they were dying.

Then, not a lot happened....

Then I sat outside and painted a box and admired Mario's shoes...

Then I don't remember, threw a box at a car and I'm probably going to suffer consequences for that tomorrow.

Boo Radley..out of order

THen the ditch was on fire and we took pictures

Oh yeah bubble tea

Then taco bell and 'nice window...'

Lesbian talk...haha

Getting hit on by a wierd dude, then a wierder dude gave me half a pickle.

OK im done talking about my day.

I feel violated!

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODBYHE+YHEBEYEPO!

THis tape fucking sucks
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(no subject) [May. 3rd, 2005|07:10 pm]
[Current Mood |content]
[Current Music |blue carolina]

Today has been weird.

I got a 'motivational' talk because I 'stink' at school.

Then I drove to the mountains and saw someone. Which was weird. And I was flustered.

Then I cleaned 1/3 of my room and found my camera.

Then I made my mom cry a little.

And then I got sad because I miss my old house.

Then I ate a bowl of mashed potatoes.

Boo!

Now I have to go finish my fucking sculpture or I don't pass the class. Which isn't a big deal, but who fails sculpture? And I've failed enough classes this year.

Oh yeah, and apparently I don't think I'm worthy.

And Mrs. Wolf couldn't sleep last night because I was stressing her out. Whoooooopsie.

Random...
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Why the hell am I up so early? [Apr. 30th, 2005|07:10 am]
[Current Mood |sneezing what a weird word]
[Current Music |lalalalalalalalalallaaaaaa]

Last night was the night of confusing and weird phone calls. I got a few.
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Alergies. [Apr. 24th, 2005|02:22 pm]
[Current Mood |A good one.]
[Current Music |None]

Believe it or not, I had such a fun weekend. Even though so much shit happened. And I think I might have a secret. But....I'm not too sure yet.

It was really awkward at Kinseys party..this dude walks up to me and says he has pictures of me eating a banana. And that he does.

Brandon, we have to do this more often:
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ABSOLUTELY OUT OF CONTROL... )
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yay its 420 why am i excited? [Apr. 20th, 2005|03:38 am]
Ahhh I keep having weird dreams and I can't sleep because I'm afraid of snakes. I just had a dream that there was this long grass and there were snakes hidden all over and I made my mom carry me through there. And before that I was at school and Calen and Glen had made clay masks of my face and their faces and then Calen had this box with a jellyfish that could fly/float, and it smoked white smoke because they had chosen a new pope... and the box had all of these lobster tails in it that had been stuck in the jellyfish. I wanted a jellyfish, so I found one that was dark blue and pink and purple and green, and sometimes it deflated and I put it in my pocket.

And last night I had a weird dream that was like movie and sometimes it was a cartoon...and I was a bumble bee in part of it, and a penguin in other parts, and human in some parts.

I've had a few dreams about pizza too. Cheese flavored.

Now I just want some ice cream. Today Amanda and I got ice cream...again. And I want to go back to bed but I'm scurrrrrred.

Bad news )
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(no subject) [Apr. 16th, 2005|02:57 am]
[Current Mood |FANTASTIC! but WEIRD!]

Today was the weirdest day of my life. I wasnt high or anything, if I had been, I'd be writing a book about how fucking weird everything is and how i think im somewhat psychic..sometimes. There were the retarded kids in the walrus costume, then the old man driving slow, then i thought it was weird to see marcus meyers, then we couldnt find our bags and the water pipe broke and it was 'rainin in the club!' and the dude that wouldnt take a picture with us and then our other friends at jennys when we said we'd like to hang out with them there...thats the weirdest one. Ok now im just talking to myself.

I love hanging out with Amanda!

Yes, sober people took these horrible pictures. )
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(no subject) [Apr. 13th, 2005|09:00 pm]
[Current Mood |couldn't be much better.]
[Current Music |clicking]

Hi, my name is Rachel, and I DON'T HATE ALL gay people, especially because they're gay. Thats just their sexuality and for people to judge other people because of that is fucking stupid.

The gay people I do hate is because they are annoying as hell and make a big sploosh out of everything. I don't hate them because they are gay!! I know a buttload of gay people, and so many of them say they are gay, and for all the wrong reasons. Just because you're gay doesn't mean you HAVE to talk a certain way or act a certain way or dress a certain way blah blah blah. So fuck those people, you're giving gay a bad name. You are why there are so many gay haters.

By the way, I've never said that I hate gay people. I did say that I'm sick of gay...the second paragraph explains.

I have absolutely no idea why god or whoever the hell is in charge made some people gay. But I'm pretty fucking sure it wasn't for fashion reasons. Or so they could get some cool points.

I'm not saying I hate any of my friends, I'm just sick of everything.


The internet sucks. My bed rules. My memory foam rules even more. Amanda's memory foam rules even more than mine.
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Peanut butter [Apr. 11th, 2005|06:15 pm]
[Current Mood |hungry]
[Current Music |stuff in my head]

I'm in love with everything.

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(no subject) [Apr. 10th, 2005|11:21 pm]
He won his 4th green jacket!
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I had a shitload of fun. [Apr. 8th, 2005|01:48 pm]
Reminds me of the kid from that football movie...the one that blows a snot bubble.
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Fucking Pictures. )
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Mission to Mars. [Apr. 7th, 2005|02:42 pm]

So, I'm excited about next Friday.

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Hot sex. [Apr. 5th, 2005|11:06 pm]
[Current Mood |good but sick and tired.]
[Current Music |The Academy Is...duh!]

I know I said I have a confession, and I really do, but I'm not ready to confess. Yes Jordan, I am a man. I was actually going to say that, but then I decided not to lie. But good guess.

Today was weird. I didn't go to class, then I went to sculpture and showed Ryan pictures and then took him home. Then I sat around for 4 hours and then went to Wal-Mart and my mom bought me mashed potatoes and ice cream. Ben and Jerrys oatmeal cookie crunch. I could live on that shit. Oh yeah then we went and took pictures and then I was driving home and Eric and Chris and a kid who looks like he's 12 were next to me and they told me to go to Chris' and so I did and it was weird and I ate a frito and a strawberry and fries from chic-fil-a.

I think I'm going to make those kids eat tator tots with me tomorrow.

Its been a few months too long, somebody help me!  )
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The Addams Family. [Apr. 3rd, 2005|10:14 am]
[Current Mood |excited]
[Current Music |skeptics and true believers.]

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WHOA! )
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Spongebob but maybe a different one. [Apr. 1st, 2005|09:11 am]
[Current Mood |energetic]
[Current Music |chicken n waffles]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUDDY!

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Maybe the April fools episode of spongebob will be on today..with the ice cubes?

A month or so ago I made a friendly bet that the Pope would die by the end of that month...well now I'm betting he will die by the end of this month. He isn't doing too hot.
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(no subject) [Mar. 28th, 2005|09:28 pm]
4/11 Ft. Collins The Starlight Minus the Bear w/ Straylight Run, Gratitude, Honorary Title, Spitalfield .

Who the hell is going with me?

I'm all giddy inside.
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